I am a very proud Latvian during these games though. Why?
That's why.. Not only did you just learn that LATVIA is indeed a country, you also just learned that it's where I'm from!
**An update, Latvia won the BRONZE medal in Beach Volleyball**
**Update #2, Latvia won the GOLD medal in Cycling (BMX)**
**Update #2, Latvia won the GOLD medal in Cycling (BMX)**
Here are some OlymPICS:
SERIOUSLY. No one! Ever.
More entertainment:
"So far China has won the most gold medals, ladies and gentlemen. The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show the medals off to the kids who made them." -Conan O'Brien
"The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash." –David Letterman
"At the Beijing Olympics in 2008, they handed out 100,000 condoms. This year it's 150,000. That's 100,000 for the U.S. basketball team and 50,000 for everyone else." –Jimmy Kimmel
"We're not allowed to watch the Olympics in the office. Luckily, everyone is really into their work today, shouting with joy at their screens." Michael Spicer
But just like any other shenanigans, these are over as well. I DO congratulate all the participants and winners of this years Olympics! Lots of gold and silver that I could have used for jewelry has gone to talented people instead.